At work i have a desktop and a laptop. I normally use the laptop in a docking station. After 3 weeks I decide to boot my desk top and find out my virus definitions are 136 years old. Go figure.
So I guess it was really Al Gore's great-great-great-grandfather that started the internet. No wonder people died young back then. They got terminally frustrated waiting for porn to download on 1/1000 baud telegraph modems.