Weirdest 3 things to buy at Target to freak the cashier out

[caudio51]

What is the weirdest/funniest 3 things you could buy together to freak a cashier out?

Rope
Vaseline
Condoms

 

[tedski]

Baby oil
PVC tubing
Hamster food

 

[JDP]

Baseball bat
KY jelly
Video camera

 

[icehog3]

Handcuffs

Ammonia

Shotgun

 

[N8NOE]

I'm afraid to post to this thread!.. VERY Afaraid, indead...

 

[croatan]

Duct Tape
a singel garbage bag
condoms

 

[Wasch_24]

Preperation H
KY Jelly
Broom Stick/Plunger Handle


:barf:

 

[ohpus]

stain remover
Monica L's dress
cigar

 

[ATCDub]

Box of latex gloves
Duct tape
Boric Acid

Make sure the cashier has a sense of humor. You might get shot otherwise.

 

[joshua]

Box of condoms
Lube
Winnie the Pooh & Cinderella DVDs
make sure to say "Oh man tonight is gonna be awesome"

 

[Jagstownville]

Box of condoms
Lube
Winnie the Pooh & Cinderella DVDs
make sure to say "Oh man tonight is gonna be awesome"

:rofl:

 

[Jwrussell]

LMFAO @ Josh! Nice one.

 

[Wasch_24]

:rofl:

That's the best one yet!!!

 

[caudio51]

Box of condoms
Lube
Winnie the Pooh & Cinderella DVDs
make sure to say "Oh man tonight is gonna be awesome"

LMAO! :bouncetau

 

[Puff13]

Baseball bat
KY jelly
Video camera

:headroll: :applause: :applause:

 

[Seamus]

I was at Home Depot with a contractor friend once and this was our list of items:

Duct Tape
Very Large Platic Bags
Platic Tarps
Sawblades
Razor Blades
Gloves
Muriatic Acid
Shovel
and Oxyclean

I gave the cashier the freak out when I asked her if she wanted to go out with the 2 of us for drinks when she got off work. She was a tiny older woman that spoke very little english. The look on her face was priceless when I didn't come off as if I was joking.

 

[Puff13]

I was at Home Depot with a contractor friend once and this was our list of items:

Duct Tape
Very Large Platic Bags
Platic Tarps
Sawblades
Razor Blades
Gloves
Muriatic Acid
Shovel
and Oxyclean

I gave the cashier the freak out when I asked her if she wanted to go out with the 2 of us for drinks when she got off work. She was a tiny older woman that spoke very little english. The look on her face was priceless when I didn't come off as if I was joking.

That is way too much...:rofl: :rofl:

 

[caudio51]

I was at Home Depot with a contractor friend once and this was our list of items:

Duct Tape
Very Large Platic Bags
Platic Tarps
Sawblades
Razor Blades
Gloves
Muriatic Acid
Shovel
and Oxyclean

I gave the cashier the freak out when I asked her if she wanted to go out with the 2 of us for drinks when she got off work. She was a tiny older woman that spoke very little english. The look on her face was priceless when I didn't come off as if I was joking.

That's hilarious!

 

[sgresso]

the one that made me laugh at the drug store was when we had a couple come in and bought the following items
Toy handcuffs
Ciggeretts
Condoms
and a bottle of Bourbon.

You know whats going on tonight and Try to scan as fast as you can.
The guy just winked at me.
it was funny.

 

[caudio51]

That's very funny Derek!