Well shit...
- Thread starter David
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Week 28 Update:
We have an appointment in the morning where she has to drink a cup of gunk and they test her glucose level. She has been whining all week that she hopes she doesn't get sick. I shake my head and agree.
She has basically popped like a balloon. She kept trying to convince people for the longest time that she was pregnant by sticking her stomach out. One night a couple of weeks ago, she freakin popped. I have the notion to tell her to suck it in.
She has had problems with acid reflux so she had me cut some 6" blocks to raise the headboard. Now I can't sleep in the bed cuz I roll down to the damn end of it.
Doughnuts...the hormonal creature can't get enough of the cream filled chocolate covered ones.
Mental Note To Self: When pregnant wife is laying on jacked up bed with stomach exposed, don't say, "damn woman...what are you carrying? Twins in there??"
We have an appointment in the morning where she has to drink a cup of gunk and they test her glucose level. She has been whining all week that she hopes she doesn't get sick. I shake my head and agree.
She has basically popped like a balloon. She kept trying to convince people for the longest time that she was pregnant by sticking her stomach out. One night a couple of weeks ago, she freakin popped. I have the notion to tell her to suck it in.
She has had problems with acid reflux so she had me cut some 6" blocks to raise the headboard. Now I can't sleep in the bed cuz I roll down to the damn end of it.
Doughnuts...the hormonal creature can't get enough of the cream filled chocolate covered ones.
Mental Note To Self: When pregnant wife is laying on jacked up bed with stomach exposed, don't say, "damn woman...what are you carrying? Twins in there??"
What do you mean? I got my Stihl chainsaw from the finished basement, put in a chew, walked through the horse shit in the back field, headed towards the barn, and cut a cedar post that was stored in the middle partition. :dunno:
AZsteelman
April 2006 BoM
THIS is one of the funniest threads on the entire board!
Had another ultrasound on friday. They caught a pretty good pic of his face so I said, "James...how ya doing!" No sooner did I say that then he started to yawn on the ultrasound screen. They were nice enough to print them both out to prove that I bore my child.
He didn't flip you off? :rofl:
