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i'm smoking and a big ember falls from the Cigar and burns my $100.00 Vest

I go on Cbid with a budget of $70.00 and I place my bids early at ridiculous prices and figure that I'll lose most and I come back and I've won everything. $200.00 up in smoke.

That when I smoke at the park the wind always blows in the direction of the Tennis courts and I get flagged.
 
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Sounds like somebody was at Cigars On 6th today
This time of year, it's basically every lounge. Luckily, I'm a locker member at a place that will stay open for members on the weekends. Last night, the lounge closed at 6, but we didn't leave until 11. A buddy and I have a good relationship with the shop manager and employees. We basically hung out talking to the two employees for a few hours.

A slight detour in topic, but that's what I love about cigar smoking. The people you can meet and make friends with.
 
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My wife basically doesn’t speak to me all day and 5 minutes after I light up, suddenly she wants to be chatty Kathy which requires me to put down my smoke and go inside for one chore or another.

Or

I invite a buddy to go to the lounge with me and he shows up dressed like he just got off work at the Jiffy Lube

Or

As @5280Nomad accurately stated, I’ve survived my chore list, stopped by Target so my buddy can buy a grown up shirt to wear to the lounge and when you finally arrive, it’s so freaking noisy you have better luck carrying on a conversation in a bus station.
 

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Oh man! I thought about this all day so here is my list:
  • I hate when my cigar goes out.
  • I hate when the B&M I'm at is lonely and I have the whole place to my self. And by "lonely" I mean "incredible".
  • I hate how I'm simultaneously impressed and distrustful of the people who relight cigars.
  • I hate how Monday mornings feel a lot like smoking a Rocky Patel.
  • I hate how long it can take me to decide on a cigar - I'd be the first one out of the Hunger Games.
  • I hate people who torch the crap out of their cigar when lighting it - they won't need a Halloween costume because they are already monsters.
  • I hate that I look like a 6 year old on Christmas when a CC order arrives.
  • I hate that when I say, "I'm going to go to bed" I can hear my humidor laughing at me.
  • If life hands you lemons, make lemonade. If it hands you a Gurkha, I'm sorry and I hate it for you.
  • I think another good name for "Children" is "cigar time ruiners".
  • "How can we take a delicious cigar and ruin it?" - Inventor of the Infused Cigar
  • I feel like the other unforgivable sin is dipping your cigar in your drink.
  • The difference between finishing a cigar and having to finish a cigar is like the difference between waking up from a nap and being woken up from a nap.
  • I still haven't figured out a way to pronounce vitola in a way I'm comfortable with.
  • No one has more misplaced confidence than guys smoking cigars larger than a 52 ring gauge.
 

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Oh man! I thought about this all day so here is my list:
  • I hate when my cigar goes out.
  • I hate when the B&M I'm at is lonely and I have the whole place to my self. And by "lonely" I mean "incredible".
  • I hate how I'm simultaneously impressed and distrustful of the people who relight cigars.
  • I hate how Monday mornings feel a lot like smoking a Rocky Patel.
  • I hate how long it can take me to decide on a cigar - I'd be the first one out of the Hunger Games.
  • I hate people who torch the crap out of their cigar when lighting it - they won't need a Halloween costume because they are already monsters.
  • I hate that I look like a 6 year old on Christmas when a CC order arrives.
  • I hate that when I say, "I'm going to go to bed" I can hear my humidor laughing at me.
  • If life hands you lemons, make lemonade. If it hands you a Gurkha, I'm sorry and I hate it for you.
  • I think another good name for "Children" is "cigar time ruiners".
  • "How can we take a delicious cigar and ruin it?" - Inventor of the Infused Cigar
  • I feel like the other unforgivable sin is dipping your cigar in your drink.
  • The difference between finishing a cigar and having to finish a cigar is like the difference between waking up from a nap and being woken up from a nap.
  • I still haven't figured out a way to pronounce vitola in a way I'm comfortable with.
  • No one has more misplaced confidence than guys smoking cigars larger than a 52 ring gauge.
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