What is Celibacy?

[Surfrod55]

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to
the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'
Ken leaned over, touched Janet’s arm gently, and whispered, "Homepride, isn't it ?"
And thus began Ken’s life of celibacy.

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

I had to read it twice but I did get a good chuckle for it!

 

[dpmrpa]

ok i am stupid. i dont get it

 

[strife]

Damn, I had to read it 4 times! Would have went over better if he had whispered "Gold Medal All Purpose"!!

 

[Treinenwj]

I'm with Strife! After reading twice I assumed Homepride is a brand of "flour"

 

[unfairtoast]

That is very silly.

 

[darkman]

Nice...made me think...

 

[Alwayslit]

.......lucky it was only celibacy....HaHa