I totally understand what you're talking about. I was afraid people might feel that this was some type of thread about repainting the exterior of their house or some wacky minwax tutorial.
That was my first guess. Figured you were using the double entendre when referring to your latest project, refinishing your cabinets or something
As far as going to the club, Its probably been at least 25 years. Back when I was selling industrial supplies for Fastenal years ago, I had a strip club for one of my customers.
4 Mile Gentlemen's Club reviews - W230 Hwy 35, Bluff Siding (restaurantguru.com)
I sold them paper towels, toilet paper, hand soap, cleaning supplies, etc.. I would stop in every two weeks, usually around the time the matinee was starting. After awhile they trusted me to do an inventory of what they had and write up an order, based on what they needed each time I stopped in. The funny thing was that the supplies were kept in the same room that the girls used to get ready for their time on stage, putting on their makeup, fixing their hair and such. I used to joke that this was literally their dressing room because that is where they went to put their clothes back on afterwards.
Eventually they built a separate storeroom for the supplies, so I no longer had to bother the girls as they were getting ready, but I still always made sure I stopped in around 3:30-4:00 so I was able to take in a few minutes of the matinee.