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White Boy!

smokem94

BoM Sept. 05
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A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his

mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and

wipes it all over his face.

"Mom, look, I'm a white boy. His mom slaps him in

The face and says "Go show your father".

He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look

dad, I'm a white boy. His dad slaps him hard in the

face and says "Go show your grandmother".

The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira

abuelita, I'm a white boy" His grandmother slaps him

in the face and sends him back to his mother.

His mother says, "See did you learn anything from

that?"

The boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white

for five minutes and I already don't like you

Mexicans."
 
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