Womens Lanuage - Quick Reference Guide

[mdwest]

 

[TonyRome]

Where was this in my 20's

 

[mwlabel]

Let us not forget...
"You should go out with the guys. Have fun." = "I'm going to make Hiroshima look like a peace-keeping mission when you get back."

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

"You should go out with the guys. Have fun."

My wife wouldn't say this if the world was ending despite alternate meanings lol

 

[Mr.Draned]

Don't forget this chart, it just might save your life!

 

[javajunkie]

"how was your day" = i want an excuse for MY 40 minute monologue on the minutiae of other people

 

[jmartins]

Hahahaha this is so sadly true.

 

[sofc]

My wife actually says what she means. It certainly makes life easier.

 

[King Kill 33]

You know, there are a lot of apples left...

 

[Avvatar]

My wife actually says what she means. It certainly makes life easier.

And what an amazing job she's done training you, also.

 

[sofc]

And what an amazing job she's done training you, also.

I'm a man, trained by my parents and God.

 

[ZippoGeek]

"how was your day" = i want an excuse for MY 40 minute monologue on the minutiae of other people

I feel your pain brother. Every time I ask that question, I make sure there's nothing on the calendar for the next hour. And Lord help me if I interrupt before she's done, because I'll be on the couch faster than I can order a box of sticks.

Women sure require a lot of "validation." Been married 20 years now and that's just the way it is...

 

[cgraunke]

Let us not forget...
"You should go out with the guys. Have fun." = "I'm going to make Hiroshima look like a peace-keeping mission when you get back."

Well, this about sums up what happened Sunday morning!

 

[rdomfoto]

My ex-wife has Borderline Personality Disorder. THAT was a joy.

She would say to go out and have fun and mean it. Until about 10 minutes after I had left. Then an hour later I'd get a call asking why I wasn't home yet b