WTF, Someone Stole My Cigar!

[Volusianator]

So I'm working at the lounge tonight and somewhere around 11:30 I lit up an Opus Double Corona, big cigar...7 5/8 x 49, thinking this will last me till 1:00 when I close. So around 12:30ish, it gets pretty busy with last minute sales of mostly cigarettes however I start helping two ladies who come in to get cigars. We don't allow cigars in the humidor of course so I set my Opus on an ashtray right outside the humidor door. Now I'm the only one working so nobody was cleaning ashtrays or anything like that. At about 12:55, I remember my cigar and go to get it, and it's gone. Not on the floor, not in any other ashtray in the shop, nowhere, I mean nowhere. I think someone took my freakin' cigar and left to smoke it! WTF!?

 

[WhiteLightning]

That's weird. Wade were you drinking too much?:stickbeat


How many could have been in the shop at that time? Who in the hell would smoke someone else's cigar? Pretty f'in disgusting. I would be PISSED also especially with the fact that it was an Opus DC.

Bastards!!!

 

[Volusianator]

Wade were you drinking too much?:stickbeat

Raspberry iced tea and a Coke Zero! I thought the same thing, who the fuck would take a half spent cigar. I swear to God, I know where I left it and it wasn't there! Freaky!

 

[WhiteLightning]

Wade,

I have an Opus DC that's been lying around for some time that I can send you.:timebomb:

 

[mcroom]

WOW! Only the shadow knows!

 

[dpmrpa]

You have now entered the Twilight Zone. Wade working at a louge placed his opus in the ashtray. Upon his return he enters another dimension. He realizes that the opus is gone but everything else has remained the same. Is this logic or has he entered the twight zone(music):nodlaugh:

 

[Volusianator]

Wade,

I have an Opus DC that's been lying around for some time that I can send you.:timebomb:

TOTALLY not necessary Eddie, but thanks for the offer. I was just explaining what happened cause I thought it was strange as hell!

 

[sucol]

That IS strange as hell ... hard to believe someone would do something that odd.

 

[oneaday]

You got hit by the Opus gang Wade. The two broads buying cigars at 12:30 AM were the distraction while the third stole your Opus butt. I can't believe they have infiltrated WI already, they were in southern NM just yesterday.

 

[VillageIdiot]

I bet it was a new gang initiation. Steal someone's half spent cigar.

 

[bballbaby]

peopel goe nuts for opus you know. It mya hve been the only one the guy has ever seen so maybe he figured he better get it whil ehe can!!

 

[Penzip]

Thats just not right , take a mans smoke like that.

 

[strife]

Isn't that a hanging offense, if not it should be. Did it still have the band on it?

 

[cigarguy71]

That is so funny.

 

[terrantheman]

Wade I think being a Grandpa your senility has kicked in you old motorboatinsonofabtich:glassesgr

 

[hdroadglide]

what????? wade lost his butt again???

 

[Clinton]

Better go back. I'm betting the place burned down after you left.

 

[Volusianator]

Did it still have the band on it?

Yeah, it did.

what????? wade lost his butt again???

Funny!

That is so funny.

Not from my point of view!

You got hit by the Opus gang Wade. The two broads buying cigars at 12:30 AM were the distraction while the third stole your Opus butt. I can't believe they have infiltrated WI already, they were in southern NM just yesterday.

Damn, and I thought the Swine flu was bad!

 

[njstone]

I've never had an Opus, so I'd definately finish a 1/2 smoked one, lol. I wouldn't steal one of course, though...that's just weird!

Oh well, the joke's on him when he comes down with herpes now...I mean, sorry Wade, was that a secret?

 

[hdroadglide]

I've never had an Opus, so I'd definately finish a 1/2 smoked one, lol. I wouldn't steal one of course, though...that's just weird!

Oh well, the joke's on him when he comes down with herpes now...I mean, sorry Wade, was that a secret?

how's he gonna explain that std to his old lady??:stretchgr