Yo Mamma Jokes

[Cigar Cowboy]

Give us your best

Yo Mamma is so fat...she left the house in high heels, but came home in flip flops.

 

[Cigar Cowboy]

Yo Mamma is so ugly...Cause she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

 

[BrandonP]

Yo Mamma is so fat...she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of Washington's nose.

 

[fuente~fuente]

Yo momma is so fat...

Every time she walks in front of the TV, your dad misses two commercials.

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

 

[VillageIdiot]

Yo mamma so fat, playing hide and seek, she had to hide behind Texas......And I still found her.

 

[Treinenwj]

Yo mama's so fat, smaller fat chicks orbit around her.

 

[Cigar Cowboy]

Yo momma is so dirty... she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

 

[barryowens]

Yo Mamma so fat that when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

 

[Jet-Rod]

Yo Mamma is so fat that for her senior picture they had to take an aerial shot.:crosseyed

 

[Cigar Cowboy]

Yo Momma is so ugly...they would not let her sign up for the ugly contest because the rules say "No Professionals"

 

[Treinenwj]

Yo mama's so bald, when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a busted condom.

 

[Hot_Sauce]

Yo momma is so fat that she has to take a bath at Sea World

Yo momma is so stupid, when she went to the dollar store, She asked for a price check.

Yo momma is so fat that she rents out shade.

Yo momma is so fat. That when I was in bed, I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears her Malcom X jacket, Helicopters try to use it for a landing pad.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

 

[ThatGuy3510]

Yo mamma is so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang

Yo mamma is so fat, when she walks down the street wearing yellow people say 'Taxi!'

Yo mamma is so fat, when she goes to the beach Greenpeace tries to push her back in the ocean

Yo mamma is so fat, the last time she saw '90210' was on the bathroom scale

 

[Treinenwj]

Yo mama's like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw.

Yo mama's like a chicken coop: cocks flyin' in and out all day.

Yo mama's like a 747: 3-man cockpit.

Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slid off.

Yo mama's so greasy, for band-aids she uses bacon.

 

[Chas]

Don't be talkin' 'bout my Momma like that - - - Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

 

[Chas]

Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

 

[Craig Mac]

Yo mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter

 

[derfatdutchman]

Yo mamma's so fat, that the post office issued her a zip code

Yo mamma's so ugly, that when she was born the doctor slapped her face by mistake

Yo mamma's stupid, she went to a ho down thinking it was an orgy

 

[Davidhudson]

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