Yo momma is so fat that she has to take a bath at Sea World
Yo momma is so stupid, when she went to the dollar store, She asked for a price check.
Yo momma is so fat that she rents out shade.
Yo momma is so fat. That when I was in bed, I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.
Yo momma is so fat that when she wears her Malcom X jacket, Helicopters try to use it for a landing pad.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!