you might be a BOTL

[Mitch]

This is as simple s it looks, it’s stolen from Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck…” jokes and goes something like this:

If your humidor is temperature controlled, but your apartment isn’t, you might be a BOTL.

If you have special printed bombing tubes with your name on it, you might be a BOTL.

If you’ve ever organized a charity collection for a brother in need or troops overseas, you might be a BOTL.

If your oldest cigar is older than your oldest child, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever violently killed a tobacco beetle, you might be a BOTL.

If your cigar store has you on speed dial, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever singed your eyebrow lighting what is left of your cigar, you might be a BOTL.

If your Christmas ornaments look like cigars, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever thrown up, looking at a man holding a birthday cake, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever met a stranger on vacation to share a cigar, you might be a BOTL.

If “Share the Share” makes sense to you, you might be a BOTL.

If getting a bomb in the mail makes your day, you might be a BOTL.

If Fidel Castro officially recognizes you as a sponsor, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever had a cigar cutter injury, you might be a BOTL.

If you own more than three coolers, you can’t put ice in, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever gotten frost bite while smoking a cigar, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever considered selling off some cigars to buy a car, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever gotten on an airplane to go to a HERF, you might be a BOTL.

If you can remember what cigar you smoked on your wedding day, but not the date, you might be a BOTL.

 

[oldglory]

lol....that's great.:headroll:

 

[oldglory]

Ya know now that ya bring it up....your right I never have been able to look at a birthday cake the same.....

 

[scottYDucati]

If you trade a fiver for a fiver but somehow you miscounted and sent more you might be a BoTL

 

[dpmrpa]

If u liked what Pres. Clinton did to turn his cigar into a flavored stick, u might be a botl
lol

 

[shuckins]

if you buy cigars to give to your friends...you might be a BOTL

 

[whodeeni]

Great Job Mitch, and "Shucks" SHUCKINS!!!!

You are off the chain Man! :nono:


Don't think too many dudes can mess with you! :rofl:

if you buy cigars to give to your friends...you might be a BOTL

 

[USNStoops]

In jest comes many truths. I can say I qualify for some of these.

 

[Hardcore]

Nice one Mitch!

 

[CaTeacher]

Nice Mitch... and Ron... freaking sweet man!

 

[Moro]

I still have nightmares with that cake...

 

[USNStoops]

As I was trucking my way to the airport through all of these people I realized I am a BOTL. None of my luggage has wheels but my humidor does.

 

[rick12string]

Nice Mitch!
and Ron, very cool!

You know you might be a BOTL when your wife is telling you "get off the computer, it's Christmas!!!!"

Gotta go!
Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[Hendy]

U mite b a BOTL if u got USPS Tracking on your favorites.

 

[Volusianator]

It's official...I'm a BOTL! And damn proud of it.

This is as simple s it looks, it’s stolen from Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck…” jokes and goes something like this:

If you’ve ever organized a charity collection for a brother in need or troops overseas, you might be a BOTL.

If your oldest cigar is older than your oldest child, you might be a BOTL.

If your cigar store has you on speed dial, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever singed your eyebrow lighting what is left of your cigar, you might be a BOTL.

If your Christmas ornaments look like cigars, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever thrown up, looking at a man holding a birthday cake, you might be a BOTL. :argh:

If you have ever met a stranger on vacation to share a cigar, you might be a BOTL.

If “Share the Share” makes sense to you, you might be a BOTL.

If getting a bomb in the mail makes your day, you might be a BOTL.

If you have ever gotten on an airplane to go to a HERF, you might be a BOTL.

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

If your wife tells people the thermostat in our house is alway set at 69% because my husband is not letting his cigars go bad, you might be a BOTL!


Ron, All I can say is Damn!

 

[Volusianator]

I still have nightmares with that cake...

You LOVE that cake!

 

[Moro]

You LOVE that cake!

I'll agree to anything as long as ye never post it again. :lookaroun

 

[WkndSmoker]

The cake was funny...

was...

is...


Ok, it was just wrong! I think I even did not see the original, I think it was a repost....still shivers.

 

[WkndSmoker]

If your wife tells people the thermostat in our house is alway set at 69% because my husband is not letting his cigars go bad, you might be a BOTL!


Ron, All I can say is Damn!

The finace has not realized that yet, she just wonders why the office stays so warm! She does not know the the heck I go through making that room a certain temperature.



You might be a BOTL if the person that gave you a humidor, only comments they like mild cigars!