You Might be a redneck if,,,,,

[Angry Bill]

Since there is another topic, thought this one might be fun!

You might be a redneck if,,,, your cut your lawn and found a car.

 

[Jetexas]

If your home has wheels and your truck dont!

 

[Angry Bill]

YOUr wife tells you to move the transmission so she can take a bath! You might be a redneck

 

[Mickeyray5]

If your family tree has no branches, you might be a redneck.

And I knew a guy that had his transmission in the tub at the motel...

 

[openendstraight]

If your dad walks you to school because he is in the same grade, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK

 

[weskimad]

If you go to your family reunion to get dates..:starrylov...you might be a redneck

 

[openendstraight]

If your uncle and your father-in-law are the one and the same, you might be a redneck.

 

[Craig Mac]

If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain....You might be a redneck.

 

[Moro]

If ye think the last words from Star Spangled Banner are: Gentlemen, start yer engines...