...Your momma is so fat...

[Shmear]

Hey, so here's the deal. I write something about "your- momma- is- so- fat" (jokes) and the next one to post it has to write once again a momma- joke but to the poster before and so on and so on.

I start!

Your momma is so fat that her blood type is Rockey- Ro!

 

[Harvard]

Okay.....Your momma is so fat, you could kiss her ass all day long and not hit the same spot twice.....

 

[Greg]

Your Mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.

 

[Angry Bill]

Your momma is so fat that when she farted, you came out!

 

[diesel]

Your mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

 

[Jetexas]

Your mama's arm pits are so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock!:devil:

 

[Moro]

Well, yer ma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

 

[diesel]

Your mama so fat, before God said let there be light he said "Bitch, get your fat ass out the way"!

 

[Moro]

Your mama so fat, before God said let there be light he said "Bitch, get your fat ass out the way"!

Well, yer ma's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on her scale.

 

[Angry Bill]

Your momma is so fat that Hillary Clinton looks sexy!

 

[bballbaby]

Oh yeah, well your momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager!!!

 

[diesel]

Well, yer ma's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on her scale.

Your mama so fat, Winnebago made her roller skates!

 

[Cigary43]

Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

 

[Moro]

Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Well, yer ma's so fat that when she walks in high heels in Texas she strikes oil.

 

[rick12string]

Your momma is so fat that when she gets on a scale it says "one at a time please!"

 

[diesel]

Your mama so fat, she jumps rope with a fire hose.

 

[Moro]

Well, yer ma's so fat she had to go to Sea-World to be baptised.

 

[rick12string]

Your momma is so fat her house has stretch marks.

 

[daniyal]

yo mama's so fat she has her own zip code..

 

[bballbaby]

Oh yeah, well your momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!!!