Yesterday I tried to kill a spider by soaking it in glitter spray, Problem is now it won't stop stripping and it insists on being called Cinnimon.
Bwahahahahaha!!!!So theres a middle-aged man out cutting his grass. He notices 2 kids walking down the street with a roll of chicken wire. He asks the kids, "What are you doing with that?". The one kid replies, "Going to catch chickens." "Well, thats never going to work" he says. About an hour later the kids are walking down the street with their hands and arms full of chickens.
The next day the old man is out sitting on the porch. The same 2 kids are walking down the road with duct tape. He asks the kids, "What are you doing with that?". The one kid replies, "Going to catch some ducks." "Well, thats never going to work" he says again. About an hour later the kids are walking down the street with their hands and arms full of ducks.
The following day he's out weeding and he notices the same 2 kids walking down the road. This time they have pussy-willows in their hands. As they get closer, he says to the kids "Give me a second boys, I'm going to get my hat"!!!!!!!!!!
It does leave a burning question Jeff, why did you have Glitter Spray at your house? Is there something you're not telling us???
I disagree. If I came home with glitter spray in me, it'd be a relationship killer!Glitter spray also known as relationship enhancer
She may question your sexuality if it's "in" you....I disagree. If I came home with glitter spray in me, it'd be a relationship killer!
boooooooooo…….!!!!a horse walks into a bar. Most of the patrons leave because they realize this is a very dangerous situation...
Sure you did...Oops! That should have said 'on'...!
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...hey ohA horse walks into a bar. Most of the patrons leave because they realize this is a very dangerous situation...