Sneezed so hard I Pennywised my shorts..........
That right there is funnyWe need to turn "Glassman" into a verb.
* I sneezed while shaving this morning. Glassmanned my neck pretty bad.
*You get caught in that girls bedroom, her dad is gonna glassman your nuts.
*Saw an accident yesterday, guy went through the windshield. Glassmanned the shit out of him...
Speaking of glassman Jr, you get her all glued up?That right there is funny