...Your momma is so fat...

[Angry Bill]

Your momma's so fat that when she wears a thong, people think that its the Grand Canyon!

 

[Fidel]

Oh Yeah!! Well yo Mamma`s so fat, 2 guys could make love to her, and never bump into each other.

 

[sascha]

yo momma is so fat, you have to roll her in flower to find the wet spot

 

[rabbgp]

Shmear, look what you have started!

 

[jwintosh]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtEXxAZ-fcw&feature=related"]YouTube - Remember The Titans - Mommas Jokes[/ame]

 

[openendstraight]

Yeah well.....Your momma's so fat, your momma's so fat, your momma's so fat I had to say it three times to cover her big ass.

 

[Hendy]

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Now this is Fat.

 

[openendstraight]

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Now this is Fat.

I am speachless

 

[Moro]

Oh, is she? Well, yer ma's so fat she has more chins than a Chinesse phone book!

PS - Scott...how the bloody hell did ye find THAT?!?! :eyequiver

And Louie Lastik's got the best momma joke thus far.

 

[Angry Bill]

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Now this is Fat.

Ok you win... that's just nasty... But big girls need loving too!

 

[Hendy]

In the automotive world, you get more nasty pictures than you thought there were out there. And now that I have figured out how to attach pictures. Watch out.

 

[bballbaby]

Hey Scottie! Your momma's so fat when I layed on her stomach i rolled over twice and was still in the middle!!!

 

[VillageIdiot]

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

 

[Wigwam_Motel]

Your mother is soo fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and now she is taking prescription medicine called Diethylpropion. Oh by the way she's a bitch also.

 

[CWS]

:scratchhe

 

[Hendy]

Hey G

Yo momma so fat. To get laid, yo daddy has to roll her in flour and look for a wet spot.

 

[rabbgp]

Maybe this has gone on long enough. We are starting to get repeats!! =0)

 

[Cigary43]

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

 

[Wigwam_Motel]

Your mother is so fat when she smokes a Salomone it looks like a cigarillo in her mouth.

 

[Hendy]

Maybe this has gone on long enough. We are starting to get repeats!! =0)

Shit. I thought I read them all and I missed it. Sorry for repeating.