Killing a cigar

[Daviso27]

My brother said it was the best damn chicken he ever ate...

 

[champ]

Ahah usually I'll come across a plugged one everyonce and again. Even if it doesn't taste good, I can justify smoking it since i've spent my own coin on it; just the way I am. HOWEVER if the suckers plugged, its like I snap. I usually twist it in half and throw the end with the foot, then I guess for some reason I rub the remaining member in my hand as if I am fanning the leafs and throw that part on the ground.

Kinda weird...

 

[Moro]

Ahah usually I'll come across a plugged one everyonce and again. Even if it doesn't taste good, I can justify smoking it since i've spent my own coin on it; just the way I am. HOWEVER if the suckers plugged, its like I snap. I usually twist it in half and throw the end with the foot, then I guess for some reason I rub the remaining member in my hand as if I am fanning the leafs and throw that part on the ground.

Kinda weird...

Ye need a draw poker...nexttime stab it from the head to the foot with a wodden skewer.

 

[Lasalt]

The worst thing i have ever done to a cigar.... I was mowing the law and had the worst taste out of it ever so i threw it in front of my mower and ran it over a couple of times.

 

[Reverend Gonzo]

I just dropped my freshly lit Holy Lance cracking that pretty wrapper. Damn. Still smoking good, though.

If i have a stick that just tunnels ruthlessly, burns sideways, defies my drawpoker or is just unforgiveably rotten, I make a little scene of running the end of it under the faucet and spiking it hard as I can into the big garbage can behind the bar at our club. A fitting fate for the sticks that piss me off.

As far as cigar tragedy's go, I think that a good idea for another thread. Hmmm....

 

[Shmear]

I pretty much just leave it, come back, check if it went off, then break it in peaces and put in a a bag for my mom to use it as fertilizer. She says it's the best fertilizer there is.
Why waste such a good fertilizer?

 

[VirginIslander]

Ahah usually I'll come across a plugged one everyonce and again. Even if it doesn't taste good, I can justify smoking it since i've spent my own coin on it; just the way I am. HOWEVER if the suckers plugged, its like I snap. I usually twist it in half and throw the end with the foot, then I guess for some reason I rub the remaining member in my hand as if I am fanning the leafs and throw that part on the ground.

Kinda weird...

"I didn't BREAK the rake, i was simply testing its durability. and I PLACED it in the woods because its made of wood and I thought it should be with its family."

"psychoooo...."

 

[VirginIslander]

Dropped a Tat Black into a toilet. Bad day.

Bear

Certain situations call for the 5 second rule. It would have dried. :drool:

 

[JMV]

Good or bad i just let it die in the ashtray, sometimes there's not even a nub sometimes it's half a cigar that's come apart(Ghurka perfectos from CI).

 

[oneaday]

Good or bad i just let it die in the ashtray, sometimes there's not even a nub sometimes it's half a cigar that's come apart(Ghurka perfectos from CI).

Ditto

 

[russell p]

Oh I beg to differ. I still have three quarters of an Opus X double corona from the Toast Across America dinner that you lit and then left still sitting in the Stinky ashtray in my cigar lounge. The sadest thing I have ever seen.

:frownno:

 

[Hardcore]

Dropped a Tat Black into a toilet. Bad day.

Bear

Holy crap!:stickbeat

 

[walkingnerd]

Certain situations call for the 5 second rule. It would have dried. :drool:

here lets get it straight ... what was in the toilet with the stick ???
was there a certain thing in there that really looks like a machine made 8 x 70 stick of cigar that obviously isnt a cigar

 

[tedp]

here lets get it straight ... what was in the toilet with the stick ???
was there a certain thing in there that really looks like a machine made 8 x 70 stick of cigar that obviously isnt a cigar

You mean a perfecto?:stretchgr

Ted

 

[CWS]

well, when i left it, there were two!

Maybe this will bring back your memory!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg"]YouTube - Safety Dance- Men Without Hats[/ame]

 

[rabbgp]

Maybe this will bring back your memory!
YouTube - Safety Dance- Men Without Hats

Which one was Jeff. The tall one or the short one?

 

[CWS]

Which one was Jeff. The tall one or the short one?

:grin:

 

[Moro]

[THREADJACK]I love this song...[/THREADJACK]

 

[champ]

"I didn't BREAK the rake, i was simply testing its durability. and I PLACED it in the woods because its made of wood and I thought it should be with its family."

"psychoooo...."

Crazy? Perhaps a tad bit. Psycho? That shits for the birds. :ninja:

 

[njstone]

I tear it up and spread it around the yard, insects have an affinity to nicotine, or so I was told. If the problem was a bad burn I usually perform an autopsy to check the construction and moisture content. I had a Graycliff 1666 Presidente last week that gave me fits, I opened it and I swear there was like a piece of wood inside! I'm assuming it was some sort of stem or really thick dried out vein.

I've seen this too..not on a Graycliff, but I've had "sticks" blocking my...sticks on a couple occasions.

But now that I have a draw-poker (thanks RigilKent!!!), I have yet to resort to tossing or "killing" a cigar.