BOTL.org Newbie Sampler Thread (Archive)

[Damoba]

Yeah no kidding ATL, Holy Crap, splattered w dog shit, and milk shake ass all on top of cow dung

 

[Damoba]

Here are before and after humi pics I really didn't think the lid would shut

 

[Red Raider]

Let me know if you need a new house designed... No fixing that, it was blown up!!!
Great Job Matty!!!

 

[StogieNinja]

Holy Moses. That's gotta be the hardest noob hit I've ever seen!!!

Matty, you're Merciless!


I hereby dub thee Matty the Merciless.

 

[thejavaman]

Good ol' fashioned curb stomping!

You better invest in some Boveda packs, Damoba!

 

[anodor]

Hey guys, I'm new on here and want to establish my trader rating. Sign me up for the shenanigans!! Have some good stuff to trade, looking forward to it!

 

[CaTeacher]

Newbies, if you do not hear from your sponsor in a day or two, PM them!
This is a ONE TIME trade to establish your trader rating.

firedoc take madscientist -waiting for reply
pnoguy take lilninjabuddy
tnt cigarguy take anodor

sponsors on deck:

burningman - cash deal
cateacher - cash deal
stocktonjohn

cash/canuck section:
aaron
jnt
bbc30

australia and down under:
superhasan

next noobs need sponsors:

 

[carholio]

This seems like a perfect time for me to jump in here since the next 2 sponsors want a cash deal.

I would like to pay cash to get a few smokes and get a TR.

Sign me up please.

 

[CaTeacher]

Newbies, if you do not hear from your sponsor in a day or two, PM them!
This is a ONE TIME trade to establish your trader rating.

firedoc take madscientist -waiting for reply
pnoguy take lilninjabuddy
tnt cigarguy take anodor
burningman take carholio on cash deal

sponsors on deck:

cateacher - cash deal
stocktonjohn

cash/canuck section:
aaron
jnt
bbc30

australia and down under:
superhasan

next noobs need sponsors:

 

[Burning Man]

OK carholio and I are in the works...

 

[ItalianCustom]

Sign me up as a sponsor - cash deal

 

[CaTeacher]

Newbies, if you do not hear from your sponsor in a day or two, PM them!
This is a ONE TIME trade to establish your trader rating.

firedoc take madscientist -waiting for reply
pnoguy take lilninjabuddy
tnt cigarguy take anodor
burningman take carholio on cash deal

sponsors on deck:

cateacher - cash deal
stocktonjohn
italiancustom - cash deal

cash/canuck section:
aaron
jnt
bbc30

australia and down under:
superhasan

next noobs need sponsors:

 

[Chef]

I have been in the ICU for the past few weeks since I opened the box of sticks that EVP sent me. Two weeks later and a huge hospital bill for a broken jaw, to fat lips, a broken collar bone, two broke arms, fractured left hip, and both pinkie toes blown off... But it was well worth all of the pain!!! I am just glad it was a trade, other wise it would have possibly castrated me too. Thank you EVP and I very much look forward to any future trades with you.

Chef




Perdomo box press LE 2008
Alec Bradley
My Father Le Bijou
Peterson Grand Reserve
Oliva O Churchill
Montecristo Platinum Robusto Vintage 1999
A Fuente Reserva Xtra Viejo
Cabaiguan
Tatuaje Torp

 

[CaTeacher]

I have been in the ICU for the past few weeks since I opened the box of sticks that EVP sent me. Two weeks later and a huge hospital bill for a broken jaw, to fat lips, a broken collar bone, two broke arms, fractured left hip, and both pinkie toes blown off... But it was well worth all of the pain!!! I am just glad it was a trade, other wise it would have possibly castrated me too. Thank you EVP and I very much look forward to any future trades with you.

Chef




Perdomo box press LE 2008
Alec Bradley
My Father Le Bijou
Peterson Grand Reserve
Oliva O Churchill
Montecristo Platinum Robusto Vintage 1999
A Fuente Reserva Xtra Viejo
Cabaiguan
Tatuaje Torp

Just an FYI - that Tatuaje Torp is a Drac from the annual Tatuaje Monster Series.

 

[Chef]

Just an FYI - that Tatuaje Torp is a Drac from the annual Tatuaje Monster Series.

Thank you kind sir for pointing that out to me... I stand corrected.. Happily!!

Chef

 

[The EVP]

I have been in the ICU for the past few weeks since I opened the box of sticks that EVP sent me. Two weeks later and a huge hospital bill for a broken jaw, to fat lips, a broken collar bone, two broke arms, fractured left hip, and both pinkie toes blown off... But it was well worth all of the pain!!! I am just glad it was a trade, other wise it would have possibly castrated me too. Thank you EVP and I very much look forward to any future trades with you.

Chef




Perdomo box press LE 2008
Alec Bradley
My Father Le Bijou
Peterson Grand Reserve
Oliva O Churchill
Montecristo Platinum Robusto Vintage 1999
A Fuente Reserva Xtra Viejo
Cabaiguan
Tatuaje Torp

Glad to hear you're okay and are going to pull through intact. Well, except for the pinky toes...sorry about that. Hope you enjoy the smokes!

 

[JLB]

I have been in the ICU for the past few weeks since I opened the box of sticks that EVP sent me. Two weeks later and a huge hospital bill for a broken jaw, to fat lips, a broken collar bone, two broke arms, fractured left hip, and both pinkie toes blown off... But it was well worth all of the pain!!! I am just glad it was a trade, other wise it would have possibly castrated me too. Thank you EVP and I very much look forward to any future trades with you.

Chef




Perdomo box press LE 2008
Alec Bradley
My Father Le Bijou
Peterson Grand Reserve
Oliva O Churchill
Montecristo Platinum Robusto Vintage 1999
A Fuente Reserva Xtra Viejo
Cabaiguan
Tatuaje Torp

Nice hit!! And with a Tat Drac! opeyes:

 

[Headbanger]

Please sign me up as a cash only sponsor. Thank you.

 

[Chef]

I am ready for another stick trade... Anyone ready for me?

 

[owensaz]

Another newbie checking in

A 3 or fiver of Feral Pigs for str8 cash would be nice Was too good of friend and traded a buddy for some mediocre sticks. Worst mistake this year...