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I have them here where I live. The are in all the oak trees in the yard. I put out corn feeders and they eat out of them every night. They are funny as hell to watch cause they are really spastic and nervous. A couple months ago we had one get in our closet in the bedroom. My wife walked into the closet and hollered for me because her clothes were moving. Scared the shit out of her!! Pretty damn funny. After looking through her clothes to figure out why they were moving the little bastard jumped out and started running around in the closet. I finally caught his little ass and put him in a little birdcage until I took him outside and put him on the trunk of an oak tree and he took off up it. Here’s a pic of his little ass.......
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I have them here where I live. The are in all the oak trees in the yard. I put out corn feeders and they eat out of them every night. They are funny as hell to watch cause they are really spastic and nervous. A couple months ago we had one get in our closet in the bedroom. My wife walked into the closet and hollered for me because her clothes were moving. Scared the shit out of her!! Pretty damn funny. After looking through her clothes to figure out why they were moving the little bastard jumped out and started running around in the closet. I finally caught his little ass and put him in a little birdcage until I took him outside and put him on the trunk of an oak tree and he took off up it. Here’s a pic of his little ass.......
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Crazy! That's great. Researching them, it sounds like they actually make better pets than sugar gliders do!

But one question, why did you give him that weird clown dildo to play with? ;)
 
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Crazy! That's great. Researching them, it sounds like they actually make better pets than sugar gliders do!

But one question, why did you give him that weird clown dildo to play with? ;)
I thought it was a clown colon. And why he has one of those in a cage, is an even more disturbing question.
Like in a Jeffrey Damler meets John Wayne Gacy kind of way.
 

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Hahaha! Well look at it! Other than the block on the end... Some bird toy designer was having fun with that one...
Yeah, I guess I can see your point. I just never thought I would run across anyone who had a dirtier mind than myself. Wow, was I Wrong!! After shooting the shit with you and @bwhite220 I don’t feel like such a pervert anymore!!:ROFLMAO:

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We had a porcupine in our yard one night. My girlfriend was taking the dogs out when she woke me up to help her figure out what to do. I told her she was being dumb and that they don't live so near civilization.

I live in suburbia next to a freeway behind a grocery store. The closest thing to wildlife I'm used to seeing are the bunnies eating my shrubs and flowers. (Too cute, can't kill them)
 

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first of all, when I saw a thread titled "crazy things you see in nature" I didn't expect to see a bunch of derps talking about seeing some of the most common things you could possibly ever see in nature.

second, I never knew about the dog toy dildo thing...knowing I can get buttplugs without having to be embarrassed at the sex toy store, my life is different now
 
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