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"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?
 

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From the movie Dead Solid Perfect -


"Man, I couldn't even fuck nothing that looked that good. I'd lay her on the bed, look at her, call her a bitch."
 
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"Go ahead, make my day"

"Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape"

"Here's Johnny"

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said 'I drank what?' "
 

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Animal House
 
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" I shagged her baby, I shagged her rotten!" ---Austin Powers

" you have a tight body, yes, tight like a tiger " ----Goldmember

" (scottish accent) Wait a minute......he kinda looks like a baby....C'ome here i'm a gonna eat ya!!!!! Get in my belly!! (struggle) oh yer lucky wee man!"
---Fat Bastard

" Dr. evil.....i'll make ye a deal....you get yer mojo, you keep yer money, and I'll get yer baby!" --- Fat bastard
 

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If only you knew the power of the Dark side . Obi Wan never told you what happend to your father
He told me enough. He told me you killed him....
No ....I am your Father
No No Thats not true. Thats Impossible.
Search your feelings luke You know it to be ture.
Noooooo Noooooo

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
 

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You don't have much choice, Harold. They're gonna try to make you tell where the money is. You know what kind of people they are. They're gonna strip you naked and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.


And not from the movie you think it is from....It is from a 1973 movie.
 

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You don't have much choice, Harold. They're gonna try to make you tell where the money is. You know what kind of people they are. They're gonna strip you naked and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.


And not from the movie you think it is from....It is from a 1973 movie.
Marathon Man? w/ Dustin Hoffman
 
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"I don't think it's nice you laughing. You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.."
 
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This has got to be one of my all time favorites, from "Dr Strangelove...."

Major T.J."King" Kong, pilot of a B-52 bomber on it's way to a target deep in Russia.

"Survival kit contents check....... In them you'll find:

one forty-five caliber automatic
two boxes of ammunition
four days' concentrated emergency rations
one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
one hundred dollars in rubles
one hundred dollars in gold
nine packs of chewing gum
one issue of prophylactics
three lipsticks
three pair of nylon stockings."

Major Kong......"Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. "

Goddamnit, that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!

:)
 
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