How hot is it? Post your one liners here!

[AZsteelman]

It's so hot, I looked outside and saw all my lawn furniture trying to stand on one leg!

 

[AZsteelman]

It's so hot, I saw a coyote chasing a rabbit and they were both walking!

 

[Black Dog]

It's hotter 'n a two dollar pistol.

 

[caudio51]

It's so hot out, you could fry an egg on the street!

 

[mitchthephoneman]

My cigar lit itself!!!!!!!!!:riflefire :riflefire :riflefire

 

[caudio51]

My cigar lit itself!!!!!!!!!:riflefire :riflefire :riflefire

Good one!

 

[AZsteelman]

It's hotter than a fresh f&cked duck in a forest fire.

 

[AZsteelman]

It's hotter 'n a two dollar pistol.

or a $3 hooker!

 

[caudio51]

I bet Randy has a million of these being from AZ

 

[AZsteelman]

I'm full of 'em...or full of something!

 

[Wasch_24]

It's so hot you are sitting inside reading these jokes.

 

[caudio51]

I'm full of 'em...or full of something!

Both! :rofl:

 

[sgresso]

I looked out side and saw the ducks sitting on the grates of my bbq trying to cool off

 

[cvm4]

It's so hot, it's starting to feel like AZ. No seriously!

 

[joshua]

You let me know where I can find a $3 hooker who is actually hot, cause I don't know about that one!

 

[AZsteelman]

:rofl: wrong kind of "hot" Josh! picture sweaty, large, and gross...but still $3!

 

[tobby4]

you are full of something Randy, not quite sure what it is but yea you get the idea...

 

[Rank_Tyro]

It was so hot today I couldn't even leave the house to go to the pub.

 

[Greg]

Hotter that a .38 special on a Saturday night.

 

[geoffrie]

... I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog!




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