I'm a Lebowski, you're a Lebowski...

[SDShark]

Walter, I love you but sooner or later you're gonna have to accept the fact that you're a goddamn moron.

 

[sean]

You think I'm rolling out of here naked?

 

[JKlavins]

Man, it was just on IFC. I have the DVD and Blu-ray, and still get stuck watching it when it is on tv hahaha.

 

[Cigary43]

I told those f*cks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

 

[sean]

Does this place look like I am married?

 

[SDShark]

And a good day to you, sir!

 

[sean]

I hope you aren't avoiding this call because of the rug...

 

[AbeFroman]

Don't be so fatuous, Jeffrey.

 

[sean]

You mean coitus?

 

[SDShark]

Her co-star in the beaver picture?

 

[erjaq]

Oh no, he has health problems.

 

[sean]

That must be exhausting.

 

[SDShark]

They're gonna kill that poor woman, man!

 

[sean]

Darkness washed over the dude...

 

[cigarsandtigers]

Yeah, we, as in the royal we.

 

[sean]

A bunch of fuckin' amateurs...

 

[Happy Idiot]

Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers only.

 

[sean]

What in god's holy name are you blathering about?

 

[erjaq]

You mean coitus?

 

[SDShark]

I was talking about my rug..