Lets write a story...

[BGC]

really didn't mind. Eventually they stopped and started to...

 

[Benzopyrene]

Speak in a shrill high pitched foreign language...

 

[mgiddeons]

and he pulled a Chris Brown/ Riannah stunt and beat the $hit out of them with an "umbrella" ( note the reference to Riannah's song "Umbrella"....rather clever, uh..)

 

[VillageIdiot]

but then thought, "What am I doing? Jason left his machete around here somewhere".

 

[dpmrpa]

as he searched for the machete, tatooed Quiad again spoke" Turn on the machine, turn on the machine" Jason spun around and.....

 

[Moro]

Saw Darth Vader, thusturning on the light blade of his machete.

 

[VillageIdiot]

"Dennis," said Vader. "I am your father's best friend from grade school".

 

[dpmrpa]

so you must know Obie won? I was just with him at the bar smoking an opus. He was smoking a cc RJ short church-hill. HMMMMMMMMMMMM what a cigar he said. Clinton should ......

 

[Benzopyrene]

send a petaca of these to the Lewinsky family he smugly replied!

 

[BGC]

Clinton overheard and said only thing they're smokin is my...

 

[Angry Bill]

sausage made from the milky white thighs of 1000

 

[BGC]

plump interns from the...

 

[Angry Bill]

morgue! Suddenly, a voice called out from behind and said, "I'm melting. Help Me!"

 

[BGC]

It was Joan Rivers, only she wasn't melting the surgery let loose and her face fell off. Everyone...

 

[Angry Bill]

Begins to slide on the floor, just as Donald Trump walked in and Said, "You're fired."

 

[BGC]

and finally someone did it as Clinton cocked his fist and punched him in the face only to break his hand rendering himself useless to..

 

[dpmrpa]

smoke THAT stogie. He suddenly realized that Neo was not the one but that Reeves was superman. Please get me out of this story. I have to....