Lets write a story...

[dpmrpa]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM I love them noodles he said and then started to....

 

[Angry Bill]

Shove the noodles in his mouth. A strange hand appeared from the middle of the table and

 

[mgiddeons]

stroked his chopstick...

 

[Angry Bill]

Oh my, where did that come from, as he laid down the chopsticks and grabbed a

 

[BGC]

Cleaver to

 

[Angry Bill]

cut the hand out of the table. Suddenly, a voice came from across the room and said,

 

[mgiddeons]

is that Angelina Jolie under there? whats she doing with her...

 

[BGC]

mouth around your...

 

[Angry Bill]

Toes. Jus then, Brad Pitt drove through the front door and

 

[BGC]

curiously turned old

 

[openendstraight]

,but not before he joind Anelina under the table, they started to...

 

[mgiddeons]

beat the $hit out of 19 children and began to lament about the challenges of fatherhood, then he...

 

[openendstraight]

asked if I wanted his box of Opus X 22, so I ...

 

[mgiddeons]

said Hell No!!! but i will take a Dutch MAster

 

[BGC]

He said no so I punched him in the throat and ran off with Anjelina

 

[Greg]

...,,,

 

[openendstraight]

then Angelina took off all her clothes and she is not a she, so I...

 

[VillageIdiot]

ran screaming from the room to...

 

[BGC]

cry myself to sleep

 

[VillageIdiot]

After a scrub down with steel wool...