Lets write a story...

[VillageIdiot]

Meanwhile, at the Pentagon...

 

[VirginIslander]

She thought he offered to let her puff on his Pepin, but turned out he was only blowing smoke. As he walked away...

 

[Benzopyrene]

he tossed a couple black-eyed peas up in the air and caught them in his mouth...

 

[cvm4]

[threadjack]ya'll are crimping my style with the lady :grin: [/threadjack]

 

[Moro]

he tossed a couple black-eyed peas up in the air and caught them in his mouth...

and started choking on them...

 

[cvm4]

Once Moro hit me hard enough on the back, the beans flew out of cvm4's esophagus. She was in awe of his old english charm. So...

 

[hdroadglide]

from out of nowhere, a large burly man reached around him, performed the Heimlich, and out popped the peas, as well as.....................

 

[cvm4]

:rofl:

 

[VillageIdiot]

a nylon string guitar signed by Esteban, as seen on QVC.

 

[Angry Bill]

as well as his lost Palio cutter. His friends said, "He's been complaining about that lost Palio for months." Paramedics responded and took him to the hospital, where he....

 

[Benzopyrene]

Since decided to undergoe an unnecessary procedure...

 

[Angry Bill]

where my ears will be changed to the shape of fly swatters and...

 

[Moro]

Suddenly, he saw...

 

[openendstraight]

the midget transexual hooker from his dreams. He asked her or it...

 

[Angry Bill]

To wash his feet, as he need time o think of his....

 

[Moro]

New ears, which...

 

[Angry Bill]

I can fly with! The midget of my dreams said, "

 

[Moro]

Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away..."

 

[Angry Bill]

I looked at her in awe. She truly is the answer to my dreams. I wonder if she...

 

[VillageIdiot]

has a bag of Fritos I can munch on?