Y'all suck. You're pushers, enablers, and apologists of the highest order.
I had an amazing moment last night with my first bowl of Trout Stream and a corn cob. Enough that I thought "I'd like to get a briar, too." Went into an antique store today looking for old razors. Found some old pipes. Some in really nasty shape, some with cracked bits. Some that did nothing for me. But one spoke to me. Marked at $18. I talked them down to $16.
It's a Wally Frank Limited. Nice billiard. Stem oxidized brown, no real tooth chatter, pretty thick cake buildup. Stinger in the stem (now pulled). Very little filler in the bowl. It's a smaller billiard, but it really felt right in my hand. So then to the pipe shop. Increased the cost of the exercise a bit:
Hard to see, but they had a Castleford reamer for cheaper than Amazon. Plus some assorted brushes. And a stop at a package store for some Everclear.
The stem is now sitting in OxyClean without a stinger. The bowl has been reamed (was able to use the 19mm bit) and is now sitting with grain alcohol and canning salt. Again, all your fault.
Thanks.