@Opie should have some spares. I recall @herfdog & I reigned some DRP terror on his sad assFine. Someone send me some horrible cigars so I can feel like I'm doing something worthwhile. At least i can entertain the Canadian mutt. (Yes, I'm breaking etiquette, but in the dog rocket world, does it matter?)
Alternatively, someone smoke a tire or something.
I was slightly intoxicated.