Recurring vHerf link
- Thread starter jkittle99
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Well that may be true but it's not in my garage. It's actually in the kitchen.
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memphsdad
But I don't live in Memphis
Do they even have baseball in Arkansas? I thought the only sport they had was cousin-fuckin.
Your poor wife.
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Well played - but I haven't lived here my whole life. If I did, that sentence would read, "Well shoot, I ain't been here the whole da'gum time, now!"
It's just about the only thing she has let me keep in the house, she loves it, got me a keeper for sure.
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bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
You must be in Louisiana...
Speaking of Arkansas:
A young couple was getting married in Arkansas. Shotguns blasting, tobacco being chewed, possums getting boiled for dinner…a traditional Arkansas celebration. After a while the newlywed couple leaves, the party winds down, the father of the groom goes about cleaning up his trailer after the celebration and pauses to reflect on how proud he is of his boy. Then he notices a sound coming from his tuff-shed. He goes out to investigate, and it becomes clear that it's someone sobbing. He pokes his head in and sees his newlywed son, covered in blood, sobs wracking his body. He says, "what in the hail is goin on here, boy?"
The son replies, "paw, I done shot mah wife."
Father: "what in the hail you gone done that fur?"
Son: "she was a virgin, paw."
Father: "well shoot, ya done right, boy. Iffn she weren't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours neither."
A young couple was getting married in Arkansas. Shotguns blasting, tobacco being chewed, possums getting boiled for dinner…a traditional Arkansas celebration. After a while the newlywed couple leaves, the party winds down, the father of the groom goes about cleaning up his trailer after the celebration and pauses to reflect on how proud he is of his boy. Then he notices a sound coming from his tuff-shed. He goes out to investigate, and it becomes clear that it's someone sobbing. He pokes his head in and sees his newlywed son, covered in blood, sobs wracking his body. He says, "what in the hail is goin on here, boy?"
The son replies, "paw, I done shot mah wife."
Father: "what in the hail you gone done that fur?"
Son: "she was a virgin, paw."
Father: "well shoot, ya done right, boy. Iffn she weren't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours neither."
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
I see what you did there.
