A S.S. Review..... I'm going to slap this A S.S. with my lighter and take it for a ride...
Torpedo- stuffed to the gills.
Grayish brown wrapper with one prominent vein running the length.
This stick is dry; crackling and popping with the slightest squeeze. I split the top inch or so...son of a... I don't think it will cause me any problems
I wanted to show you how much I cut off the tapered end, as your own personal experience might differ from mine just by cutting more or less than I do. This will give you an idea of where I'm at.
Cold draw doesn't give away much about the profile but the draw is nice and free.
So the burns a little wonky guys... Due to the split but we're going to power through this ASS one way or another...
I get a nuttiness up front and a confectioners type sweetness on the finish. It's got a good amount of spice burning up the senses on the retro as well. The ash is speckled with tooth, that is hard to see on the unburned wrapper. The draw is beautiful, smoke production is about at a 6/10. We're now leaving the split (I just realized how hilariously fitting this cigar having a split is...) "thank you, come again" in Apoo's (Simpsons) voice.
Man does this thing have some sizzle out the nostrils. Nutty/sweet/spice bomb. It's got a decent amount of strength to it... Definitely full strength. If you're fully retroing, your eyes are going to water, unless you were born without tear ducts... Which would be sad, but you won't cry over it..
There's a bit of body developing in the mouthfeel of the smoke. The profile is peppery through yer nose and a powdered sugar sweetness on the finish. Let's see if I can't pull any other flavors out of this ASS in the second third.
The smoke production has picked up big time and Has become a bit gritty, adding a bit of wood to the profile. This stick is an N Bomb! I usually wouldn't ever have to slow down the speed at which I smoke but this one is testing my tolerance....Santa's not messing around..
Of cigars I've had over this past year this is one is going in the TNT category.. Which I consider a hard category to be placed in on my chart. Still copious omounts of eye watering pepper (except for the man with no tear ducts...sorry bro) still sweet through the finish. The body has doubled from the start. The top of my head is tingling... Thank god I ate a King's portion of chili and elbow macaroni before I began this adventure. Still burning like a gem. I'm about to enter the end of the ASS.. Haha, so wrong but so funny. Blame SANTA!
I'm starting to get spice on the top back portion of my mouth. Those who are N sensitive, don't smoke cigars daily or haven't eaten in awhile, I heed you fair warning. There's a bit of orange creamsicle on the finish...love that. Lips are getting a bit of lingering burn on the backside. I might just put this as the strongest smoke I've had all year. Really curious to what this beast might be.
This stick finished with an extremely consistent flavor profile through the whole duration. The body and strength built and built all the way to the nub. The spice seemed to follow the same path, although it was pretty much a bomb from the beginning. If you like your cigars to kick your ASS, then put this stick on your wish list.
Thank you Santa for kicking my Ass with your ASS!
Burn time: 1hr 20mins
Score: 90/100