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bohizzle

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Well if you need a place to stay after she kicks you out, I will let you stay here for a bit!!!:rofl: But I would tryt the pizza thing first!!!!
 
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Moro said:
Chuck, that's genious. :youarethe
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Did a poker party once and it got too cold in the basement so we moved to the FORMAL dinning room. Wife was gone for the weekend. Worked great. Devious but great.
 
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CWS said:
This will work but you must be very careful. Buy a large cheap frozen cheese pizza. Sprinkle liberaly with garlic powder. heat the oven to 500. Place pizza in oven. Wait. Wait longer. Keep waiting. Once the pizza begins to smoke opent he oven and run your fan. Caution. Do not let the pizza ignite. You want a nice smolder with lots of smoke. Let the pizza cool and place in an open steel trash can inside. When she get s home and says, "Wow, what did you burn"? Hang your head and say, Honey I guess I am just a lousy cook. I missed you so much I resorted to forzen pizza and even screwed that up. SHow her the burnt pizza. Hang head lower. Let lower lip quiver. Results: She feels really bad leaving you alone because you obviously cant even cook frozen pizza she cooks you a really nice dinner. Distraction, self humiliation, guilt.
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Hahahahahahahaha… ! No comments. Too good.
 
DEEAII

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Well brothers....wife is back home....i'm still alive ( barely )....first words out of her mouth when she came home were not..... hi honey, i missed you, glad to be home....BUT...WERE YOU SMOKING IN THE HOUSE !?!?!?!?...All i could do was answer her...of course not honey...i would never do that !! Denial is a wonderfull thing especially when there is no photo proof of me doing anythig...hehe...thats my story and i'm sticking to it !!
 
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Awesome! I don't know what you tried to mask the smell.. if you were lazy you probably didn't do much other than air the place out but as long as she buys it who cares?
 
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Chuck seems to have the winner, although I wounder if microwave popcorn overdone would work and be easier easier, that stuff stinks to high heaven.
 
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