Nevermind guys.
I talked to her again and was like "are you SURE you thought it was in my suitcase?" And she's like "yeah, the olive green one." "What olive green one? You mean the olive green army bag filled with Vietnam shit that's been in the back of my truck for the past week?" "Oh, that's not a suitcase?"
Anyways, they were hiding in a bag that's been jumbling around the bed of my truck for a week or so. Luckily nobody stole that shit!
Sorry for the false alarm, it's just that she's lost my cigars before and I always tell her not to touch them, especially if they're in my room! I know she only wants to help, but losing a $250 box of cigars isn't worth it!
TYLER