OK, you know you want to. Just once, you're going to kick back in your Lazy Boy, fire up a big fat Robusto, and puff away while Monday Night Football blares away right across the room.
Don't worry about the drapes, the carpet, or the sweater that your Mother-in-Law knitted just for you. By God, you're the king of your castle, and if you want to smoke in your house, then that's just what you're going to do!
And since she's up, maybe your wife wouldn't mind bringing you a beer and some peanuts..... which she does so quickly, with a smile on her face, emptying your ashtray as she does.
And then...... BZZZZZZZZZ....... the damn alarm clock goes off.........
<SIGH>
Don't worry about the drapes, the carpet, or the sweater that your Mother-in-Law knitted just for you. By God, you're the king of your castle, and if you want to smoke in your house, then that's just what you're going to do!
And since she's up, maybe your wife wouldn't mind bringing you a beer and some peanuts..... which she does so quickly, with a smile on her face, emptying your ashtray as she does.
And then...... BZZZZZZZZZ....... the damn alarm clock goes off.........
<SIGH>