Tell us a joke.

[CATom]

I'm too lazy to see if it's been posted before.

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.


As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.


"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.


"I haven't got an erection," I replied.


"No, but I have," replied the nurse.


Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .



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[rev.b]

Bahahahaha

 

[Monsterdg]

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'


The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'


Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.


And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no fucking bike.

 

[rev.b]

Lol funny as hell!!!!

 

[Chief StrongLeaf]

The old rhythm method
Half the time it works every time

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[r_Berezewski]

Lol this funny