Tell us a joke.

[rev.b]

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

 

[Guarantee]

Nice!!!

 

[rev.b]

Ran across this on Facebook I think lol

 

[Dave]

continuing from above.......

Well, the doctor was laughing so hard he couldn't even finish the procedure. Instead, he told Dave and Rebecca that they could take care of the vasectomy easier and cheaper by themselves at home.

The doctor told them to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, and then Dave should hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

Rebecca said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest woman, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to his ear is going to help us, I don't want him to go deaf!"

So, the couple drove to Kentucky to get a second opinion. The Kentucky physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Tennessee.

This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, and then hold it to his ear and count to 10.




Figuring that both physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

 

[rev.b]

Hahahaha

 

[Hoshneer]

Aha hahaha!

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[KoreanCowboy]

Now those are funny! Sounds like relatives of Hoshneer!

 

[Chrisso]

The Marriage Counselor...............

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems.

The counselor sits them down and says, "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common."

The husband says, "Well for starters, neither one of us will suck a dick."

 

[jmartins]

The Marriage Counselor...............

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems.

The counselor sits them down and says, "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common."

The husband says, "Well for starters, neither one of us will suck a dick."

Thank you for this. That was awesome.

 

[rev.b]

The Marriage Counselor...............

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems.

The counselor sits them down and says, "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common."

The husband says, "Well for starters, neither one of us will suck a dick."

Lmmffao!!!!

 

[KoreanCowboy]

The Marriage Counselor...............

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems.

The counselor sits them down and says, "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common."

The husband says, "Well for starters, neither one of us will suck a dick."

Hahahahahaha! That's a keeper!

 

[mwlabel]

The Marriage Counselor...............

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems.

The counselor sits them down and says, "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common."

The husband says, "Well for starters, neither one of us will suck a dick."

I really need to stop reading this thread at work...

 

[derwood]

The Marriage Counselor...............

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems.

The counselor sits them down and says, "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common."

The husband says, "Well for starters, neither one of us will suck a dick."

I really need to stop reading this thread at work...

I'm pretty sure I've said that about 5 times and still haven't learned....this one killed me!

 

[rev.b]

Yeah that was frigging hilarious

 

[rev.b]

 

[xFreebirdx]

hahahahahaha.....

 

[Agentskull]

man i totally over looked the last line of that one rev. LOL

 

[mistaforty]

Lol ahaahahaa

 

[Rupe]

The Difference between Grandmas and Grandpas

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass,tree hugger, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!" We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.

 

[KoreanCowboy]

The Difference between Grandmas and Grandpas

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass,tree hugger, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!" We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.

Hits close to home because my dad takes my daughter to breakfast every Friday morning and I can just imagine the stuff she "learns"! Thanks for this one.