The 3 word story...

[Griz]

A cop appeared

 

[King Kill 33]

Out of nowhere

 

[blueboy714]

with Ted Nugent

 

[Big Lou]

gun in hand

 

[DStan]

Yelled "freeze motherfucker"

 

[StogieNinja]

So I froze.

 

[mistaforty]

Like Eskimo booty

 

[Big Lou]

then I farted

 

[Griz]

In my spandex

 

[Grrrrr609]

Which dripped and

 

[DStan]

Smelled like Budweiser

 

[Grrrrr609]

With foam included

 

[jmartins]

Between the lips

 

[rev.b]

As a rodent

 

[dharbolt]

Who eats cheese

 

[Nas]

every third Tuesday

 

[Grrrrr609]

During pipe club

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

In Dave's bathroom

 

[SmokinNukie]

Behind the toilet

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Because we're midgets