The 3 word story...

[irie]

Eggplants, corn, and....

 

[DocDrake]

cucumbers that were

 

[Jmphotog]

Oddly shaped-- BUT

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Still fit in......

 

[irie]

her pickling cave

 

[Griz]

That smelled like

 

[Clint]

Very old leathery

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Worn out boots

 

[dharbolt]

With a touch

 

[Bondo 440]

of Hai Karate

 

[Clint]

Not hello karate

 

[THEMISCHMAN]

Although, when she

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Saw hello kitty

 

[icehog3]

she couldn't resist

 

[THEMISCHMAN]

Showing the scar

 

[DocDrake]

on her left

 

[icehog3]

stubby middle toe

 

[Clint]

she named 'Opus'

 

[broadleaf]

. Coincidentally, her son

 

[Whtwtrman79]

Spanked her ass