The 3 word story...

[Cigarth Vader]

To the kwik-e-mart

 

[icehog3]

for a Slurpee

 

[jfettlol]

, which he robs

 

[DocDrake]

but ends up

 

[Tobbot]

With a bahama-mama

 

[Clint]

Cigar o rama

 

[Cigarth Vader]

T-shirt. He then

 

[icehog3]

finds a porcupine

 

[Clint]

With fake quills

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Which still hurt

 

[Cigarth Vader]

But write wonderfully

 

[icehog3]

on the Constitution

 

[Cigarth Vader]

with virgin tears

 

[HillbillyPyro]

From your mom

 

[mdwest]

Who is a

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Total pain in

 

[Clint]

The ankle area

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Then one day,

 

[icehog3]

Mick and Keith

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Got duct tape