The 3 word story...

[Bondo 440]

I once dated

 

[icehog3]

and subsequently impregnated

 

[Griz]

With an aliens

 

[icehog3]

giant purple snorkelwhacker

 

[Cigarth Vader]

I named Philip

 

[Clint]

With fake fur

 

[broadleaf]

on his voluptuous

 

[Cigarth Vader]

Hairy moose knuckle

 

[Bondo 440]

Philip left me

 

[Clint]

In a bomb

 

[Cigarth Vader]

In a van

 

[Bondo 440]

full of clowns

 

[Cigarth Vader]

By the river

 

[plumber1965]

with very little

 

[icehog3]

dwarfs dancing merrily

 

[Rupe]

To Mariah Carey

 

[icehog3]

and her chinchilla

 

[Rupe]

Running from PETA

 

[Bondo 440]

singing " Secret Love"

 

[Cigarth Vader]

While wearing a