The 3 word story...

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of undocumented workers

 

[Jakethesnake]

Who like to

 

[heavyd]

trim the hedges

 

[Jakethesnake]

Wearing stilts because

 

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Brazilian women are

 

[highsierrasmokin']

infatuated with asshats

 

[CigarGavin]

trimming in suits

 

[magste]

and not paying

 

[CigarGavin]

for Brazilian prostitutes

 

[icehog3]

unless they're wearing

 

[Jakethesnake]

No panties during

 

[icehog3]

transgender powerlifting meets

 

[Jakethesnake]

Because they identified

 

[highsierrasmokin']

as overweight Sloths

 

[Alwayslit]

on Sports Illustrated

 

[CigarGavin]

Transgender identification survey

 

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a Portland census

 

[highsierrasmokin']

corrupted by wedgies

 

[CigarGavin]

atomic and regular

 

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causing severe redness