The 3 word story...

[Rupe]

Fogies wearing hats

 

[Griz]

and smoking cigars

 

[Cigar_Benz_Daddy]

Holding a sign

 

[dharbolt]

Saying turn left

 

[jmartins]

Down the trail

 

[DStan]

Dirty Pirate Hooker

 

[zama80]

With an eyepatch

 

[Guarantee]

And Wooden Leg

 

[rev.b]

With a chainsaw

 

[jmartins]

She cut off

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

My tiny little

 

[GhostTown]

in grown toenail

 

[rev.b]

While smacking my

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Two salami sticks

 

[GhostTown]

it was tragic.

 

[Tag9485]

But also epic

 

[irie]

. Thats when I

 

[rev.b]

jumped thru the

 

[Grrrrr609]

Ring of fire

 

[Nas]

and singed my