The 3 word story...

[Conan the Cigarbarian]

and flies away

 

[icehog3]

on angels' wings

 

[Conan the Cigarbarian]

covered in ranch

 

[icehog3]

dressing with tadpoles

 

[multi-useless]

because of the

 

[icehog3]

National Rifle Organization's

 

[Conan the Cigarbarian]

potluck dinner for

 

[icehog3]

Ted Nugent's nieces

 

[multi-useless]

where everyone was

 

[icehog3]

cat scratched and

 

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quietly wondering if

 

[StogieFisher]

Their herpes was

 

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going to cause

 

[plumber1965]

World war 3

 

[Bondo 440]

The President announced

 

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shortly thereafter, that

 

[samb]

It would not.

 

[icehog3]

Then Taylor Swift

 

[StogieFisher]

slept with kanye

 

[samb]

And got pregnant