The 3 word story...

[Rupe]

on wascally wabbits

 

[Alwayslit]

messing with your

 

[Rupe]

Aunt Mildred's secret

 

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sick twisted recipe

 

[highsierrasmokin']

for giblet steaks

 

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seared on car

 

[icehog3]

mufflers so they

 

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were oily and

 

[Rupe]

seasoned with CO2

 

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cartridges freshly loaded

 

[icehog3]

and promptly exploded

 

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like porch packages

 

[icehog3]

boobytrapped by millennials

 

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with bad breath

 

[icehog3]

from chewing on

 

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unwashed ball gags

 

[icehog3]

and jizz rags

 

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covering skin tags

 

[icehog3]

and pus bags

 

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from old hags