The 3 word story...

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stomped by Shaq

 

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with righteous anger

 

[icehog3]

like Jules Winnfield

 

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say what again

 

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double dog dare

 

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while biting your

 

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best friend's sister's

 

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partially eaten McRib

 

[highsierrasmokin']

that had sauce

 

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that looked suspect

 

[icehog3]

because it moved

 

[Rupe]

with oozing regularity

 

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like grain feed

 

[icehog3]

full of mites

 

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attacking you and

 

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your faithful tortoise

 

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shell print nails

 

[icehog3]

that caused burning

 

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cracking and itching

 

[icehog3]

on his mother's