The 3 word story...

[Griz]

and the other

 

[plumber1965]

slighty lopsided because

 

[fnpaulie]

The Earth's curvature

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

-like stomach she

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Engulfed Ryan with

 

[plumber1965]

so he sent

 

[fnpaulie]

Highly skilled Ninjas

 

[dharbolt]

To harass the

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Other interesting places.

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Then one day,

 

[Griz]

A fair maiden

 

[bakongzoop]

Ordered some pancakes

 

[HillbillyPyro]

For Rex Mercer

 

[fnpaulie]

But there was

 

[Avvatar]

No pancake batter

 

[Griz]

So they used

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Breast milk and,

 

[Whtwtrman79]

Cookies in a

 

[javajunkie]

slightly flame retardant

 

[Whtwtrman79]

Package made of