The 3 word story...

[rdomfoto]

… UGLY pirate hookers

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Wait, those exist?

 

[Sirspanksalot]

Yea, check my

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

V card resume'

 

[rdomfoto]

And Visa balance

 

[Sirspanksalot]

They were cheap

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Whoops, chia pets!

 

[icehog3]

They're strangely arousing

 

[HP123]

when not sober

 

[bakongzoop]

, but who isn't

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

A pusillanimous windbag

 

[icehog3]

except Chuck Norris

 

[Sp@rky426]

And Sylvester Stallone

 

[icehog3]

and his ferret

 

[Griz]

puddin pie, but

 

[dharbolt]

There they go

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Slap boxing again

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

With hot dogs

 

[plumber1965]

and various taunts

 

[HillbillyPyro]

I'm so drunk