The 3 word story...

[plumber1965]

a large black

 

[jasonsbeer]

bear riding through

 

[Clint]

the only known

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

the only known

Luda Clint province

 

[broadleaf]

. The sex toys

( yes I am throwing this downhill.)

 

[Erikcooper]

The bear carried

 

[plumber1965]

were very large

 

[Bondo 440]

and nuclear powered

 

[Erikcooper]

for better effect

 

[Jmphotog]

But the bear

 

[Rupe]

Was wearing diapers

 

[plumber1965]

that almost fit

 

[Griz]

But were crotchless

 

[javelin377]

So it ran

 

[plumber1965]

down the legs

 

[Bondo 440]

soiling it's new

 

[jkittle99]

white shag carpet

 

[Cigarth Vader]

With fresh blood

 

[Rupe]

And raccoon entrails

 

[Clint]

and gastrointestinal fluids