The 3 word story...

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and bourbon laced

 

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sparkling water in

 

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aged port barrels

 

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sent by ship

 

[Rupe]

transiting through Afghanistan

 

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shaken not stirred

 

[Rupe]

on ocean waves

 

[icehog3]

that Jefferson himself

 

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threw back on

 

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the Declaration of

 

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please call a

 

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hooker with lots

 

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of blow and

 

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three legged cats

 

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that are shaved

 

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and dyed purple

 

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living in apartments

 

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with their in-laws

 

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and cat ladies

 

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who are transforming