The 3 word story...

[Texican]

the edge of

 

[icehog3]

their bulbous infected

 

[heavyd]

anal boil caused

 

[CigarGavin]

by increased friction

 

[Jakethesnake]

From lack of

 

[heavyd]

spit, because that's

 

[zcziggy]

nature's own lubrication

 

[Jakethesnake]

Just like the

 

[Texican]

rare and endangered

 

[Jakethesnake]

Lizard squirrel, only

 

[icehog3]

one that LeBron

 

[highsierrasmokin']

flopped while flopping

 

[heavyd]

in your cornflakes

 

[icehog3]

"they're greeeeeat" said

 

[highsierrasmokin']

the grumpy ferret

 

[CigarGavin]

with off-brand cereal

 

[Rupe]

sugar frosted "fakes"

 

[CigarGavin]

Like Kardashians Instagram

 

[Alwayslit]

bulging word salad

 

[heavyd]

with big butts