The 3 word story...

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peanut filled projectiles

 

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that ultimately landed

 

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square in the

 

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middle of your

 

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stuffed pie hole

 

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thus causing projectile

 

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sharp objects to

 

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stab Kapernick in

 

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his inflated ego

 

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causing his head

 

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to be furiously

 

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wondering why he

 

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could even handle

 

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being butthurt by

 

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everyone behind him

 

[Rupe]

carrying ten foot

 

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Subway sub to

 

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his Quinceañera at

 

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Jared's jail cell

 

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where Bill Cosby